Love me and leave me in luxury's lap...

04 November, 2002 || 2:51 pm

Margeaux will appreciate this, I think. I doubt any of the rest of you will, maybe Cathleen, but other than that...yeah.

So my mom got a new cd, and it's very jazzy, nightclub-esque, and there's one song, in particular, that is just the cutest thing. I'll bring the cd to school, tomorrow, and the two of you can listen during lunch.

Peel Me a Grape

"Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine me and dine me

Don't try to fool me, bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bons bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say "do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape"

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