New York, New York, it's a hell of a Town...

29 March, 2002 || 10:10 p.m.

*New York, New York, it's a hell of a Town*

We had fun today. Go read Eileen's diary for some of the cool stuff that happened, like waiting for the right subway at the wrong place and turning left instead of right. And yes, they were some damn good hot dogs. One really funny thing about today was that practically every 5 minutes, one of us would jut in with some quote from some skit from the VH1 Concert for NY they had back in October. Some of these skits are so funny. Like, pee in your pants funny. There's one where Jerry Seinfeld was talking about why he loved NY. His first reason was "There's hot dongs on every corner" Then he grabs a hot dog and starts running as he shouts "And They're Free!!" Then, as this scummy bum walks by with a shopping cart filled with soda cans, he says "We proudly recycle" as the bum flicks off the camera. It's so funny. If you haven't seen it, see if you can find it somewhere. Eileen has it on dvd so we can watch it whenever.

In another skit, about 5 New Yorkers are expressing their opinion of New Jersey (which, as we all know, is the bastard red-headed step-child of the Big Apple). One guy is talking about the Jersey cars parking in "the box, the grid, the f***** intersection where the Jersey cars aren't supposed to be." Then he says "You know how you can tell the Jersey cars? Their lisence plates are puke f***** yellow. And another thing, they say it's "the Garden State." Lemmeask you something, ever been to Jersey? Where the f*** are the gardens??"

Another girl is talking about NJ. She is this skinny airhead. She says "I've never actually been to Jersey, but I swear sometimes you can smell it." And then about the "Jersey Girls," "I swear, they're still wearing Jordash jeans and requesting, like, Bon Jovi remixes on the dance floor." Then she says about guys from NJ, "Yeah, I've had Jersey guys ask me out. All I can say about that is Yipes. Just f***** yipes."

However, the grandaddy of them all is the mammoth idiot sports fan in a Rangers jersey. He keeps dissing Jersey sports teams and saying Rangers, Baby, Rangers!!!!

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