Top 10 Reasons it would Suck being a Nun

27 November, 2001 || 3:21 p.m.

The Top 10 Reasons it would Suck to be a Nun

10. You have to be nice to other people.

9. No fishnet stockings.

8. You are considered greedy if you want something for yourself.

7. You wear "next-to-new" clothes.

6. You are old and bitchy.

5. No makeup.

4. Flat hair from those ugly habbit things.

3. No sex.

2. Ugly shoes.

1. I'm going to hell anyway, so why bother?

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