In which I discuss UNDERWEAR, bras, and my friends' breastiness
03 November, 2001 || 2:53 p.m.
I'm going to the movies tonight with Eileen and Beth (who now has a diaryland accout -
check it out - her membername is bethmaniac).
We are going to see Monsters Inc. It should be fun.
I would rather see From Hell, but none of us are old enough to go see it, and none of our parents want to see it.
Plus, we don't really *want* our parents there with us. It's more fun throwig popcorn when you don't get in trouble. ^_^ I like Beth's diary. It is groovy. I can relate because my Devildog from Hell is the Harry Houdini of
stealing bras and underwear.
Yes, I say "underwear." Whoever came up with the term "panties" is off their rocker.
That is a disgusting, vulgur, sexist term for them. Even though I wear nice underwear from Victoria's Secret and such, I still call them "underwear."
If you don't like my using that term, I'll say "knickers." Knickers are *not* the English word for "panties."
They are UNDERWEAR. In addition to saying "underwear" I also say "bras."
When I'm trying to be goofy I'll say "brassier," but mostly I just say "bra". Although I am so very tiny, I don't know why it is I say "bra". It is probably because, with the exception of Beth, all my best friends are *huge*.
As in *make craters in a wall if it's leaned against" huge.
As in *really really big*, said in your best Derek Zoolander voice.
As in *my God - that's a person! I thought it was a walking pair of breasts!!* As in.....
Okay. I think that's enough. I'll stop now. Especially because they (ie. Eileen) could throw that right back at me by saying something like "As in *my God - that's a female? I thought it was a guy in drag who forgot to put on his fake boobs!*" Okay. I'll really stop now. I really should stop now. OH GOD! Have you ever had one of those moments where you *totally* could not stop laughing? Well, that's me right now. WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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