Reasns Why I am a Pathetic Loser 12 October, 2001 || 4:49 p.m. Reasons why I am a Pathetic Loser: 1. I am 14 years old and have yet to have a boyfriend 2. I am, to put it bluntly, not the most attractive person in the world. 3. I have a grand total of roughly four friends. 4. I go to the library on Saturday nights because I have nothing better to do. 5. I am not going to the homecoming dance tonight, nor did I wear school colors yesterday for the pep-rally. I wore black. Go team. 6. Though I am smart, I�m not the most interesting person ever. 7. I�m in all honors courses at school. 8. I find an equal amount of amusement watching the History Channel or Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. 9. I read 35 books this summer. And, the moment you�ve all been waiting for� 10. I watch "The Capital Gang" with my dad. Well, there you have it. It sums up my life. I could make a personal add: "Ugly, nerdy, non-spirited loser seeks good-looking, intelligent, romantic, compassionate guy for dating." Right. That�s going to happen.
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