Imagine yourself at college. Everything we're about to tell you is a complete load of crap...

19 December, 2002 || 3:59 pm

I've mentioned this to a few people, but I find it so terribly amusing, I'll post it here, as well.

"Imagine yourself at college. You step out of your residence hall, books in hand, on the way to your first (and favorite) class. The cool, crisp air tickles your nose. You smile. Why? Because you're at the University of Southern Maine."

And another:

"Imagine waking up after a quiet night's sleep. You are on your way to your 10:00 class. As you walk across campus, people stop and say "hi," and smile. Youu feel right at home. That's because you're at St. John's University in New York."

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